Hao Lian's Innuendopoly Industries

When the internet comes home from work, not speaking, and sits down on the couch waiting for his single-malt scotch and Washington Post, we are here. When the internet throws his glass against the wall barely missing John's blonde head and the shards cover John's toys, we are here. And when child protective services come, we'll be so so far away.

Code

• Zoetrope: a portable short-tags templating syntax for PHP.

• Chiffon: replacing PHPMyAdmin with the cleansing power of Python, WSGI, and SQLAlchemy.

• Theminds: a C# Windows IRC client that loves the keyboard and wants to marry a shell.

• Beached Whale Frameshit Tools: using signal analysis methods to analyze the translational efficiency and frameshift frequency of prokaryotic mRNA.

Novellas

• Lost Albums: a musical lost and found.

• Fragments: abbreviated stories.

• Wikipedia Writing Showcase Extravaganza: sentences from the frontier.

• Twitter/shadytrees: a new religion.

• delicious/hao2lian: wherein we approve of others.

• bitbucket/shadytrees: the velocity of code.

Weblogs

• The Dark Balloon: a smorgasbord of horrendous things.

• bor.borygmus: a programming weblog.

Literary powerhouse by Hao Lian. Original photo by Madalena Pestana.