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Penguins storm Palestine churches[BIDAR, INDIA] Today, an armory of tropical penguins stormed Palestinian mosques and temples after a long march from the Ural Sea. Unfortunately, they had bought fetching fez hats in Lebanon previously. Nervous Palestinians, expecting another bomb attack, mistook the penguins for walking, swimming bombs. Palestinians ran outside the church only to find actual suicide bombers. Later, everyone gathered to joke and laugh about the day except the penguins, who had been mercilessly trampled by the mob rush. |