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Poll reveals people fucking hate scrolling

From the Polls Grp with functors cs, ignorance, and internet

Contrary to what many Web swamp creatures, who first appeared after W3C published their HTML validator, believe, most users do not enjoy a tiny, 3-pixel scrollbar that is impossible to click and a mile-long web page to navigate and especially difficult to bookmark. Says one swamp creature, “Huh? What I’m advocating is bad for developers and users? I don’t believe you.” He then lurched and devoured a newbie for not using XHTML 3.0 alpha.