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Believed margins of error for a recent poll about 9/11

From the Polls Grp with functors architecture, death, religion, and terrorism

We polled Americans to see what they thought caused 9/11 and sorted below from least to most popular. Then we polled them to see what margin of error they thought the poll had, which is presented below sorted from least to most popular.

5%, 7%, 2%, 3%, and 1%. The margin of error for this poll will be decided in the next edition if America somehow gets more interesting between this Sunday and next Sunday.

Poll reveals people fucking hate scrolling

From the Polls Grp with functors cs, ignorance, and internet

Contrary to what many Web swamp creatures, who first appeared after W3C published their HTML validator, believe, most users do not enjoy a tiny, 3-pixel scrollbar that is impossible to click and a mile-long web page to navigate and especially difficult to bookmark. Says one swamp creature, “Huh? What I’m advocating is bad for developers and users? I don’t believe you.” He then lurched and devoured a newbie for not using XHTML 3.0 alpha.