The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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Invisibility Cloak: Lie on the Ground and Have Seizures

When Orange City and EVAC paramedics got to the store they found Van Lester lying on her left side on top of the DVD player, surrounded by shoppers seemingly oblivious to the unconscious woman, said Mark O'Keefe, a spokesman for EVAC Ambulance.

What a wonderful city that must be. Really embeds the true American ideals. [Local 6 News]

[(2003 November 30) Mire.]

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