The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

Survival Skills

When you have a towel around your legs, there's only one way to unravel it correctly. Take the end that's being stuck into the crevice created by your towel and body, and pull quickly around yourself. You'll acheive a mummy-like effect. And everybody loves mummies.

[(2004 July 6) .]

Abandon your ideas.

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