Punch lines for the thirsty

Warning: Do not be decieved.
This is not a balloon.
It is a chipmunk.
OK, fine, it’s a balloon.
A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

Warning: Do not be decieved.
This is not a balloon.
It is a chipmunk.
OK, fine, it’s a balloon.