I’d like to buy the world a pony
A fake man, being imaginary, is more likely to be intelligent, because imagination transcends the mundane averages of intelligence of reality. Being intelligent, he is more likely to question his unreal existence, and being imaginary, he is more likely to voice his thoughts, for his Creator is eager to know the workings of his creation. Thus, he voices his constant uncertainty about his existence and is a continual annoyance to his peers and his Creator. That is why no one says about an imaginary man, “Spoken like a true man.” It is one of the bodily pleasures he will never know of.