A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.
- penis checkout
[WAV file: wolf whistle]
The barcode tattoo was a bad idea now that I see the tattoo needle.
- penis history
04/08: Did it drunk in a quiet, backyard pond next to a pretty weeping willow with tiny, green leaf buds poking out its sad woodiness. Cannot remember the girl’s name.
06/13: It’s been two months. Don’t be ashamed of me, God.
- penis release
Too early! Too damn early! Come on! No, not like that!
The other one! The other one!
- penis status
- penis update