The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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Sample commands if `cvs` were aliased to `penis`and respective sample outputs

  • penis checkout
    [WAV file: wolf whistle]
    The barcode tattoo was a bad idea now that I see the tattoo needle.
  • penis history
    04/08: Did it drunk in a quiet, backyard pond next to a pretty weeping willow with tiny, green leaf buds poking out its sad woodiness. Cannot remember the girl’s name.
    06/13: It’s been two months. Don’t be ashamed of me, God.
  • penis release
    Too early! Too damn early! Come on! No, not like that!
    The other one! The other one!
  • penis status
    Lonely.
    Hairy.
  • penis update
    Still lonely.
    Still hairy.
[(2006 April 29) .]

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