The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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Time management.

“Hey, everybody, let’s dance at 125 beats per minute.”

“I’m going frenetically!”

“I’m going wild!”

“I’m going to put on more deodorant!”

“Where? In your ass? Ha! I made a joke about your ass!”

“What are you implying or insinuating?!”

“That you danced with your ass!”

“I do not dance ass-heavy!”

“You sure do! I filmed you dancing last week!”

“Oh no! My right to privacy have been intruded upon!”

“Not nearly as much as the sanctity of dancing has been intruded up on vis-à-vis your butt-centric movements!”

“Oh no!”

[(2006 April 30) .]

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