The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

Time management.

“Hey, everybody, let’s dance at 125 beats per minute.”

“I’m going frenetically!”

“I’m going wild!”

“I’m going to put on more deodorant!”

“Where? In your ass? Ha! I made a joke about your ass!”

“What are you implying or insinuating?!”

“That you danced with your ass!”

“I do not dance ass-heavy!”

“You sure do! I filmed you dancing last week!”

“Oh no! My right to privacy have been intruded upon!”

“Not nearly as much as the sanctity of dancing has been intruded up on vis-à-vis your butt-centric movements!”

“Oh no!”

[(2006 April 30) .]

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