The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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And now: Queer Quotes

The Cafetoriumatory: Though the concept of combining a cafeteria and an auditorium into a “cafetorium” is a common strategy for efficient use of space, we do not think it appropriate to include lavatory functions in the same space. Not only would this provide insufficient privacy for the children but our legal counsel informs us that this would also violate numerous state and federal health statutes.

“Your Proposed New Design for the Roosevelt Elementary School” by Michael Ward for McSweeney’s

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[(2007 May 27) .]

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