The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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And now: Drunken Definitions.

Coinrejoke (n.): Coming up with an old joke independently.

I’ve had this experience twice: I tumbled upon “You used to walk uphill … both ways!” and “You’re straight as a circle.” without knowing them beforehand. Dear reader, you believe me—right?

[(2008 March 10) .]

I believe you; I’ve had this happen before and rooms turn silent and glaring.

I know what’s it like. To be the bad man. To be the sad man.

I’ve had this happen before and rooms turn silent and glaring.

And then somebody gropes you. It’s me. It’s me.

I know what it’s like to love but not to be loved.

Love is just another way of spelling voLe.

Abandon your ideas.

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