Royalty fees.
In the future, scientists—progressively nerdier—will aggressively use protists as emoticons. For example, “tl;dr” could be:

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.
In the future, scientists—progressively nerdier—will aggressively use protists as emoticons. For example, “tl;dr” could be:
