The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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Eventually I will have to have started a meme.

A rocking chair sitting inside a dusty room that you can only look through from the glass window panes on a porch surrounded by the happiest grass in the world

I think there’s an xkcd cartoon that is way too underused when it represents a sort of paradigm for flexibility for countering arguments that fly in the face of reality like jokes that really aren’t funny and people should really stop laughing at them. For example, regarding Nintendo:

… how long has it been since the “revolutions” of touch screen and motion-sensing gameplay have actually been more fun than high definition uber-realism? … Have fun creating shameless clones …

Untitled, zetahydrae
“Rock Band”, xkcd
[(2008 April 23) .]

So I can’t really tell if this is supposed to be a slay or if you’re agreeing with me.

It’s a slay. Feel the burn.

Oh shiiiiiit, I feel it.

On a side note, you should write a post explaining the rename.

Oh shiiiiiit, I feel it.

To be fair to me, it was too perfect not to use.

On a side note, you should write a post explaining the rename.

Eh, I don’t think it’s that important.

Abandon your ideas.

Use Markdown+, but not HTML. In code blocks, beware angle brackets.