The allure of a mean friend, 4.
- Me: Five bucks say I can get Daniel to call her.
- Candyman: I’d agree.
- Candyman: That’s our mission over the next four weeks.
- Candyman: “A—, will you go to prom with me?” —Daniel
Me: Get him to say “promenade” instead. - Candyman: Haha.
- Candyman: And mispronounce it.
- Me: Get him to pronounce it to rhyme with “lemonade.”