What we talk about when we talk about laughter.
For the purpose of conserving already-endangered Bytes, please slap yo-self in the butt and absolutely do not bring up any of the following in a conversation about The Daily Show and The Colbert Report:
- Anything related to Jon Stewart’s appearance on Crossfire;
- Anything related to Crossfire’s cancellation;
- “Stephen Colbert seems kind of arrogant”;
- Colbert is funnier;
- Stewart is funnier;
- Colbert’s show is too silly for me;
- “I can’t believe a comedy show is more trustworthy than the news networks”;
- Talk about this mysterious, imaginary “Steven” Colbert; or
- Do the same for “John” Stewart.
With your help, we can save the Byte and prevent it from going the way of the now-extinct bit. Talking about anything else would be extremely appreciated, repetitious bastards.