The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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Vroom.

  • [on who’s the sexual assault victim when both people are drunk]
  • Me: The Official University Metaphor is: If you’re a drunken driver and you hit a drunken pedestrian, who’s at fault?
  • Me: And I’ve yet to comprehend it.
  • Candyman: It’s the driver because he’s bigger and stronger.
  • Me: I wanted to blurt out, “You’re right, my penis is a lot like a car. I’ve never noticed that.”
  • Me: And then make quiet beep-beep sounds.
[(2008 September 21) • • .]

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