The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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Working 9-to-5 to put food on gymnasts because even gymnasts have night jobs, and they are tables.

Recently, the denizens and monsters of Ask MetaFilter listed weird but lovable jobs. One person is schoolbus router, and another is a soap documentation writer. “I was an intern at a magazine, and their factchecker was overwhelmed by a fact-filled article.” “Hi, my name is Spatula, and I spam old people.” Suck it, Web 2.0.

[(2008 October 4) • • .]

Recent comments (Ethane, General announcement.) • (HAO, Jammies.) • (Tim, Jammies.) • (Prashanth, Wedding.) • (Hao, Hands.).

Recent posts (10/06, The myth and the man.) • (09/13, 2011 Sep 13.) • (08/21, Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.) • (08/21, Failing beautifully.) • (08/18, Shameless.).

Abandon your ideas.

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