The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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How to solve the internet.

  • mcargian: Wow, how bad was the code before you made it “too awesome” in your latest update? Sounds like you need some new programmers and three new DBAs.
  • tdavis: Sounds like you need some candy, Mister! Candy always cheers me up!
“(TicketStumbler’s woes),” Hacker News
[(2008 October 18) .]

Abandon your ideas.

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