Books I might purchase or, at the very least, steal from the library.
- Sapphire Satire by William Safire
- The Kelp Whelp Yelps When I Whip It: It’s Crying for Help by Michael Phelps
- All’s Well in Hell: Boy, These Ass-Bells Sell by Steve Carell
- Hold On, It’s a Hard-on by John Bolton