The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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Books I might purchase or, at the very least, steal from the library.

  • Sapphire Satire by William Safire
  • The Kelp Whelp Yelps When I Whip It: It’s Crying for Help by Michael Phelps
  • All’s Well in Hell: Boy, These Ass-Bells Sell by Steve Carell
  • Hold On, It’s a Hard-on by John Bolton
[(2008 October 27) .]

Abandon your ideas.

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