My homework ate my dog.
- Me: “Late in his life, Serling taught at Ithaca College in Ithaca, New York”
- Me: That would be weird to have him as your professor
- Ethane: WELCOME TO
- Ethane: SCREEN WRITING 101
- Ethane: GOTCHA, BITCHES
- Me: “Are we going to die? / NO! STOP ASKING ME THAT!”