The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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How did you get in here? / I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.

  • Dance teacher: Look out, he’s got a knife! [fight scene]
  • Dance teacher: Look out, he’s got a club! [fight scene]
  • Dance teacher: Look out, he’s got herpes!
Episode 1x05 of Police Squad! In Color
[(2009 February 21) .]

Abandon your ideas.

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