The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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Monkey boners.

An amazing bit of improv from the ASSSSCAT TV special. (Bounty: If you find a working torrent, I will talk about you.)

Update I put up a theater script.

[(2009 May 7) .]

Abandon your ideas.

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