The longest journey.
- Candyman: Here, the RAs have the keys to everyone’s room, so you just walk down a couple of door and get the key.
- me: A great idea that earns the college $0 and is therefore unacceptable.
- me: We can however ask the RAs at Princeton for condoms at any time.
- me: I wonder if keeping a bag of condoms on you at all times is worth the larger room and the stipend.
- me: Not to mention the wonderfully smooth and natural conversations with people who ask you for them.
- Candyman: To get our free condoms, we take a bus to the central campus, walk 10 minutes, and then enter a dingy house.
- me: hahahaha