The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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And now: Pick-up lines that work infrequently.

  • Me: I wish we were related because, then, our love would be incestuous.
  • Her: We’re already siblings.
  • Me: Then there is a God. Who wants us to be all sexy together.
[(2008 June 27) .]