The Dark Balloon

A weblog by Hao Lian.
A terrible secret guarded by golems.
A note that thanks you for being born, all those years ago.

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The allure of a mean friend, 2.

  • Me: He looks like a Galapagos turtle.
  • Me: I’ve been sitting on that observation for two months now.
  • Candyman: He also invented a preliminary touch screen.
  • Me: Turtles are smart.
  • Some time later
  • Me: Eagles are horny.