The Dark Balloon

The myth and the man. (6) •

2011 Sep 13. (13) •

Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike. (21) • Failing beautifully. (21) • Shameless. (18) • Don’t know what sadness is anymore, like the fishes don’t know water. (15) • The Dark Balloon’s official stance on Plato. (15) • Scenes from a life from a distance from a time from a place. (15) • Other commands the man, who told his excited dog to “Mind your business” as they walked past me on my way home today, has taught his dog. (15) • Hogwarts. (12) • People come and some children leave. (1) •

If you hide in the horizon, I will row and find you. (30) • First date. (21) •

Lie down and try to talk to me; / sleep now and dream of who you’ll be. (24) • Thought-prophylaxis. (12) • I wish I could give all I’m longing to give / I wish I could live like I’m longing to live. (3) • my fists kept trembling with these salty wounds / my stolen gold inside the emperor’s tomb. (3) •

I wanna be a rebel. (27) • Sometimes your head has to be angled just right to catch the flash. (27) • You have hold the camera out at arm length to capture yourself, but you’ll have to find the button first. (27) • Pictures of you and I being happy are filed next to the pictures of you being happy. (27) • And you are not alone. (11) • Yeah, I was in the shit. (8) •

So there’s this guy. (24) • Elizabeth I comics, part II. (19) • Cows to milk. (16) • To the girl crying on the stairs outside my dorm last night at 1 AM. (12) •

Musical genres we might, in retrospect, more appropriately “totally be” rather than punk rock. (23) • Why, in the third year of post-ship island, the waters around said island begin heating up, slightly altering nearby currents and creating a dazzling school of purple salmon that you can see if you climb halfway up the only tree on the island. (14) • Island of misfit. (13) • Scene of the crime. (12) • Maybe you’ll read for a while, whereupon you want to read some more. (11) •

And what was there / The perfect glare / We all fall through. (26) • Just you and I and this TV. (23) • Ben Folds: “You Don’t Know Me” (feat. Regina Spektor (!)). (20) • General announcement two. (20) • General announcement. (16) • In the dark we will take off our clothes. (13) • Top hat with a bullet hole through it. (10) • Parks and Recreation is still here. (1) •

Gerard, who now has a story about death. (31) • Beirut: “A Sunday Smile”. (27) • Litter. (22) • Gerard, who now has two stories about him. (22) • Parks and Recreation is back! (21) • Gerard, who now has a story about him. (19) • Mumford & Sons: “Roll Away Your Stone”. (17) • Playing in time’s backyard. (17) • The hermitage. (17) • Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. (17) • The slight hum of a bedroom’s heater threatens to penetrate our souls. (16) • Vaccination II. (15) • There’s a meat market down the street. (15) • Vaccination. (15) • Fever. (15) • The difference engine. (15) • Memorandum from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. (15) • Yesterday, today, and tomorrow. (13) • Like Christmas lights. (2) •

Christmas. (19) • Even if that were a good idea, I’m not sure it’s possible. (5) • How friendships work. (1) •

Jokes about anger management. (8) •

Life is precious and God and the Bible. (31) •

The Daily Show: Oscar Romero and textbooks. (18) •

Butter-related greetings. (3) •

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. day. (18) • Chances, part one. (18) • Jammies. (2) •

Pitchers on the mound. (26) •

Problems. (17) • The fountain. (1) •

The longest journey. (19) • Scenes from traveling abroad. (19) • Graduate schooling. (12) • Ukrainian band Los Colorados cover Kate Perry’s “Hot and Cold”. (2) •

Fiction. (26) • Wedding. (23) • List of interview questions posed to me by Google after I applied recently. (15) • The world forgetting, by the world forgot. (6) •

Pranks. (29) • Stonewalling. (26) • Number of Dune fans at the Radio and TV Correspondents’ Dinner: five. (20) • St. Barbara-Glass. (18) • How to make money from: love. (16) • Mountain Jeff, part two. (9) • There’s a lot of astral projection in this story. (5) • What can Brown do for you? (4) • George Tiller’s Death Comes as a Shocking Blow to Advocacy Groups’ Ability to Take Advantage of George Tiller’s Death. (1) •

Anecdote. (30) • I try to explain what's wrong with Glee’s pilot episode in a way I hope is convincing and sexy. (28) • Mountain Jeff. (26) • For the week of May 24, it’s a video dump everybody. (24) • Monkey boners, 2. (11) • Temptation. (10) • Personas. (8) • Monkey boners. (7) • Keyboard cat and you. (4) •

Hands. (27) • We didn’t think. (24) • And now, Craig Ferguson’s opening on 4/20. (22) • i can build dna / i can be a big star (16) • Tomato. (14) • Backsass. (12) • Take that, real analysis. (10) • Demerits, or what going to college is like. (8) • WireTap: Mitch Hedberg. (3) • Goodbye, my friends. (1) •

News from the digital frontier. (21) • Our Irish heritage is a bad decision with a shamrock potato. (17) • Over-overhead, part 2: June 2007 to January 2008. (16) • IntricacyMan and the monoamine oxidase inhibitor! (15) • They are shaping me into someone who exercises regularly. (9) • IntricacyMan and the spooky jazz lounge! (2) •

Stories from the digital frontier. (28) • There was a rabbit outside my room tonight. (26) • Spot the opportunist. (25) • A quick note. (22) • How did you get in here? / I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith. (21) • The inundation. (19) • FanFiction Fan Fiction: cooking with fire. (17) • Steve Jobs is a perfectionist my behind. (10) • Your drummers may die, but your dreams never will. (7) • Army of one. (4) • The fireplace. (3) •

SMBC #1411. (27) • This just in: Cordozar Calvin Broadus’ feelings hurt. (25) • FanFiction fan fiction: the consequences of holding it in. (22) • Word Pictures I: Songs of Sorrow. (20) • The Morton salt girl responds to an overt attempt at flirting. (18) • You are jealous of my childhood. (15) • IntricacyMan and the steamy laundry! (7) • If there are love handles, there must also be burn handles! (4) • Hello, world. (3) • My homework ate my dog. (1) •

I review Everybody Loves Raymond. (26) • Most popular TV shows as decided by Google in a site:en.wikipedia.org list of episodes search. (24) • Hoist. (22) • A hugsploration unleashed. (22) • Tough love. (21) • You can try to write a poem. (19) • Now I want a job. (17) • Naughty balance. (15) • Ford’s theater. (11) • The desert. (10) • New bathwater, new babies. (7) • Wealth of a nation. (5) • Tiny victories. (4) • One dollars. (2) •

I review The Emperor of Scent. (30) • Tiny paper trees have sprouted on my roof. (30) • A more nuanced translation. (30) • Just going through the architecture stage. (27) • I know it’s real because there are user testimonials. (25) • More top 10 web pages of 2006. (24) • Top 10 web pages of 2006. (22) • Prove me wrong, Norway. (21) • The most dangerous game. (21) • I kno-ow. (18) • Post-increment. (15) • Mozilla 2012. (14) • Pins. (13) • A sphere of terrible sorrow. (10) • Axioms incompatible with the axiom of choice. (5) • Inside. (1) •

Initials here. (31) • Joule’s law. (31) • W/r. (30) • Physiological horror movie. (30) • Life after death. (29) • Books I might purchase or, at the very least, steal from the library. (27) • When sad teenage girls formulate analogies. (26) • A beginner’s guide to manhandling Perl, 1. (26) • Joshua. (25) • Push-down. (23) • John Hodgman on the sweet memories of love in the enormity of space. (21) • How to solve the internet. (18) • Lateral puzzles #2: The complicated drink. (18) • Lateral puzzles #1: The soggy corpses. (10) • The ppd, and the gun: solution. (10) • The ppd, and the gun. (9) • If you stand outside a dorm, you can watch the lights behind the windows go off one by one, knowing somebody is falling asleep, until you die of hypothermia. Happy Yom Kippur. (9) • The most dangerous mashed potatoes game. (8) • The squirrels here, when you approach them, get closer and assume an offensive stance. (4) • Working 9-to-5 to put food on gymnasts because even gymnasts have night jobs, and they are tables. (4) • All Music Guide reviews Total Blowhards’ newest release, a big bowl of crap. (3) •

The valley of dolls. (30) • Vroom. (21) • The allure of a mean friend, 7. (21) • What am I, a hand tree? (21) • Full pause. (13) • It came from inside the haus. (7) • Meeting new people. (3) •

Help arrives, drunk. (31) • Cooking your custom WordPress installation with Mercurial Queues without breaking into a sweat or a hives. (30) • My badger had super-rabies. It would sit and plot in the shadows, and then one day it killed my neighbors. (23) • What we talk about when we talk about simple machines. (18) • What we talk about when we talk about laughter. (18) • America, land of the free. (17) • I do it without tablets. (13) • More than a utensil. (8) • Making light of horrific phenomena. (8) • A promise, not a threat. (7) • Super Smash Brothers from Solid Snake. (7) • Super Smash Brothers from a local Parisian. (7) • In transit. (2) •

The smell of capitalism early in the morning. (31) • Scrabsolute domination. (31) • If AMG had stars: 200 out of 5. (27) • Unconscious, like my neighbors, memes. (25) • Neat! (25) • Palpitations. (23) • I will fight you on this. (21) • Funnelwhich, edition 6. Be there. (20) • Rejected Lenovo marketing materials, #1. (19) • The mouse beneath the wooden floor. (18) • Morning. (16) • Wanted: New (All Music Guide) iTunes reviewer. (16) • Dial J. for homework help, part 2 of a 10-part series. (16) • My own idiom? Please, you’re too generous. (16) • Public service announcements that should have been kept private, #1 (10) • Blisters from the slide. (8) • The allure of a mean friend, 6. (7) • The allure of a mean friend, 5. (6) • The allure of a mean friend, 4. (6) • The allure of a mean friend, 3. (6) • The allure of a mean friend, 2. (6) • The allure of a mean friend. (6) • Thanks, Joe. (6) • Just John v. Susie, part two of a one-part series (5) • Dial it back one more time, Joe. (4) • A relationship, a handsome sphere absorbed with itself. (3) • Mazeltov. (2) •

Dial J. for homework help, part 1 of a 10-part series (29) • I review Mother Night. (29) • Primary sources. (28) • Stories of lugubrious romance (28) • Things a man named Pushpal owns. (28) • global-set-keys, Emacs (28) • And now: Pick-up lines that work infrequently. (27) • The dream is fading. (25) • Me-ow. (22) • The carefully woven ack duality amid the surreptitious cloak of night. (21) • Heresy is the sincerest form of flattery. (20) • Encounter. (19) • Also, her father likes collaging. (18) • Overheard snippets of children’s conversations (16) • Tomorrow’s headline, today. (16) • Vindication. (12) • Exit strategy raising AttributeError and Other Nothense. (11) • I review Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. (8) • Just John v. Susie, part one (6) • Most unique. (6) •

Let the WordPress port to DNA commence. (31) • On her pees. (30) • I summarize Spider-Man 3. (28) • I review Bones. (28) • Guys, oatmeal is more delish. (26) • If it were a cat, it would be urlgogetiturself. (26) • Bioinformatics. (26) • Do not mess with me for I have fury. (20) • Ornitholumination. (20) • Bacteria, you guys are on notice. (16) • Autobiography. (11) • Fly trap. (11) • The lawn mower song. (10) • Australian-American ballot. (7) •

And now it’s time once again for Ask a Deity. (26) • Ambiguity is the drop shadow of literature. (24) • Eventually I will have to have started a meme. (23) • “Standards were falling everywhere. They usually do.” (22) • James Joyce is the kid who wears sunglasses indoors. (21) • The dictionary, it does nothing. (20) • The strong. (17) • If you only hadn’t thrown our tea into the harbor. (15) • Writing an English sonnet in ten steps or seven euro steps (12) • The dialogue, though, is mediocre. (11) • Puzzle: brass instrument? (8) • Royalty fees. (7) • I want to taste your tears. (7) • Wow! (6) • Bildungsroman. (5) • How to fly by Garfield. (4) • Update #1 from the 2008 psychic frontier (2) • Boo. (1) • The definitive list of what will happen in 2008 (1) • 2007 predictions, final updates (1) •

I review Small Gods. (31) • You’re likely to be alienated by a Grue. (28) • Book of Numbers and Deuteronomy (23) • One literary weblog deserves another. (19) • Tips for installing Debian on VirtualBox (15) • And now: Quotes. (15) • And now: Definitions. (14) • And now: Queer Quotes. (13) • And now: Drunken Definitions. (10) • Running Mercurial (and hg record) on top of Subversion is a delicious proposal. (4) • LtJz (2) •

You have to read this in Wilson’s (Robert Sean Leonard’s) voice. (25) • Soft. (19) • TRUTH at 12:17 AM. (18) • Fine line. (17) • You had me at math design. (12) • Back when arms were bronzed with olive oil and chests were chiseled with fury. (11) • Populism. (7) • Who wants ten minutes of non-stop cringing? (2) •

The fast and the reactive. (31) • Fitzgerald and his literary elbows. (27) • Whitespace. (24) • People of Belize, you know what you did. (23) • Perls. (21) • Hum-drum. (20) • OK, this is my new catchphrase. (20) • I review Look Around You, quickly. (15) • Ampère’s Law wears a beret and acts snobbish, redux (10) • For shame! (7) • Tunisia, you know what you did. (7) • Over-overheard (6) • Disappointment. (6) • Call off the hounds. (5) • Should have waited three more days to post this. (3) •

I review Jane Eyre. (31) • Ampère’s Law wears a beret and acts snobbish. (31) • You can’t always get what you want. (30) • And Now: Queer Quotes. (29) • Altar. (28) • A Scene from “Pokémon: The Real World” (27) • For all you meteorologists out there (21) • Genesis, appendix A (13) • Disappear, like those people in South America! (10) • Three Microphones songs that are structurally similar. (9) • Restraining order. (7) • Speed and sped. (6) • Wikipediafilter: plants on steroids. (5) • Things I learned from the Siemens Competition, I (4) •

I review Pushing Daisies. (22) • Two out of three ain’t bad. (22) • Semantics. (21) • How Wikipedia deals with the slang (18) • Togetherheid. (15) • Grab bag this is a grab bag people (14) • Right-click, “Fragment,” what the shit? (11) • What we can learn from Gatsby, continued. (10) • Parentheses. (10) • Peanuts. (8) • Catchy songs with mumbled, whiny words (6) •

How to force a multilevel list in Word 2007 to a style (27) • The influence of LaTeΧ on Word 2007 (25) • I know the booms; and the hisses. (24) • What we can ascertain from the first pages of The Great Gatsby (16) • Prototypes and wheels. (14) • The versioned future (13) • Jokes for Spanish people translated for English people who know Spanish and like to experience humor privately. (11) • Spectator ions. (5) • Phrases that might appear on hats in the not-too-distant future (3) • Leviticus. (2) • Lick++? Seriously, self? (1) •

Candlelit dinner. (29) • ParseTree and RubyInline gems for us huddled Windows masses (29) • Redacted. (28) • Cole. (19) • Verbs that can take “pie” as the subject (17) • Exodus. (16) • Order. (11) • Falling trees. (5) • Hyperdrive breaks keyboards. (4) • Emacs and Matlab users, lend me your ears (3) • Recursion. (1) •

Language is important. (29) • I fell in love with (GNU) Emacs. (29) • It’s not “Teacher marks our hide against the wall.” (26) • Precondition: All processes are dead, comically. (19) • The Funnelwhich has enough editions to form a kite. (19) • Wings. (18) • I wear the cape. I make the fucking whoosh noises. (14) • A great expanse of white. (13) • How to install ParseTree and RubyInline on Windows and, gasp, get them to work (8) • Maple syrup. (6) • Looks like edition three of The Funnelwhich rocks (5) • Books and bibliophiles everywhere collectively cringe. (2) • ¡Viva la revision history! (1) • New stuff in Visual C++ 2008 I think is neat but Microsoft’s PR department does not (1) •

Attic. (31) • Quiet. (31) • Smoke. (30) • “Whew, it’s doing a require_gem.” (29) • The Funnelwhich has won two soccer tournaments. (29) • Mullenweg: Who is to say an old, insecure platform is insecure? (27) • Sueño. (26) • Gil. (25) • How not to avoid fetish revivals (24) • The Funnelwhich has won over nine Pulitzers and Emmys (21) • The Last Chapter (19) • Were you aware? (16) • The only two things you need to know about history; also, if other restaurants followed Taco Bell’s nomenclature (15) • 2007 predictions, meta-update (13) • Upcoming. (13) • Fly II (9) • That is all. (6) • Sniff. (4) • 2007 predictions, updates (4) • Praise. (3) • Dear People Who Hate Ruby (3) • Higher-order Perl golf (2) • Canvas Lost (2) • And now: Queer Quotes (1) •

Continuity. (29) • Fly I (28) • I Killed Abraham Lincoln. (10) • Red black purple. (10) • Lights and actions. (9) • The Twilight Zone plots, revised for modern times (9) • Ugly website time. (9) • my $perl->challenge (8) • Notes … from the quantum beyond (8) • Realism. (7) • And now: Queer Quotes (7) • And now: Queer Quotes (5) • from emotions import hate (2) •

And now: Queer Quotes (27) • And now: Queer Quotes (27) • An-ti-ci-pation (25) • Hit it, it’s dolphin time bitches. (23) • Something cool. (20) • Shadows. (19) • And now: Queer quotes (18) • The Internet is disappearing (17) • Communism. (14) • Words I hate (8) • And now: Queer Quotes (6) • Thousands of years of evolution (6) • And now: Queer quotes (5) • How to earn AdSense money (3) • God this sentence sounds smart. (3) • And now: Queer Quotes (2) • How to talk to a girl (1) •

And now: Queer Quotes (28) • Rerum novarum (24) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (22) • And now: Queer quotes (More Reddisarming) (19) • And now: Queer Quotes (9) • Spiny eggs (8) • Many children believe Theminds 1.2 is totally punk rock! (6) • ελπίζω (3) •

And now: Queer Quotes (19) • Tips for people who review music on the Internet (15) • Things people who use only a </sarcasm> tag do not understand (6) • And then it clicks (5) • Reasons why couples don’t go steady anymore (2) •

Grind House (25) • And now: Queer quotes (18) • Other, lesser-known, foxes besides the snow fox (8) •

Adds. (30) • And now: Drunken Definitions (25) • Short, imagination-station jubiliation monologues for budding young actors, part four (24) • Version 9. (24) • Canonical. (24) • Other things with which scented candles can fill your house besides fragrance (23) • Theminds 1 point what? 1! 1 point 1! Yeah. (23) • 301. (22) • And now: Drunken Definitions (17) • The f% doctrine (17) • Possess I obtain news for you? (16) • Fey (16) • Corr-wrong. (15) • Lincoln wrote my way, down the highway. (12) • Body water weight percentages by species (12) • Other, less reported, features of the new Apple Iphone (10) • Desert loneliness. (9) • Mine. (9) • 2007 predictions, part two (7) • Attn. (3) • 2007 predictions, part one (2) •

Theories of art (31) • . (31) • Monologues and apostrophes for young intermediate actors, three times one hundred ninety eight point two seven minus 531.82 (30) • A conversation between two adolescents, Mr. Yuck and Betsy Crocker (30) • Similarities of which perhaps (quizás) you were not aware regarding Gerald Ford, James Brown, and Saddam Hussein (30) • I release Theminds 1. (29) • How does Firefox’s cache work, again? (29) • Everybody loves the icy levels in Mario (29) • A new year is an old year standing in front of many, many mirrors. (28) • I hawk Marie Antoinette (soundtrack). (24) • Words that used to rhyme with orange (22) • An old man crossposts. (21) • Endorphins. (18) • A rebuttal to Robert Niles’ “Top mistakes made by new online publishers” in Online Journalism Review (17) • I review The Fourth Bear. (13) • Stories for the white man; get your story, get your stories while they’re still cold and fusing (12) • And now: Queer Quotes, Mean Girls edition (9) • *dom. (9) • Genesis (8) • I review Adobe Reader 8.0. (7) • 007 (BEL) (3) • Disappointment (1) •

Phrases, euphemisms, and power words you might overhear at a sexual harassment work training video targeted at supermarket employees working in a large, international chain that still maintains an informal, comfortable workplace environment (29) • It’s not a motif unless (25) • Let’s start a motif (25) • -e:1: parse error (23) • And now: Queer quotes (23) • Other things upon which those Weight Watchers should keep an eye (20) • Monologues and apostrophes for young intermediate actors, three times one hundred ninety eight point two seven minus 592.82 (15) • Misdirection. (14) • Other places in which delicious things can melt besides your mouth, as in “melt-in-your-mouth delicious” (14) • And now: Wry Wremarks (14) • Planes/plains (13) • Yes, Virgnia by Dresden Dolls (13) • Chrysalis, 2 (Calvin and Hobbes) (12) • Thrash, 3 (12) • Simplex (10) • Martedì Two (9) • To cell phone designers (5) • To Mac software developers (3) •

Installing Firefoxes (29) • She’s all alone again (29) • Martedì (28) • Aburrido (26) • Before, and after (26) • What Charles Darwin would say if he were still alive (20) • Boredom (19) • Discovering chemistry with industrial acids (19) • Things you can do on the “Maiden of the Mist” tour ride at Niagra Falls (19) • And now: Queer Quotes (18) • All this bawdy language (16) • Insults to share with the friends you still have (16) • Insults, categorically (12) • Endemic (9) • Other flavors of love (9) • And now: Queer quotes (9) • Buh buh buh buh! (4) • Things Purvies, a spinoff of Furbies, might say (2) • Coideas (2) •

And now: Queer quotes (24) • Frogs have all da power (24) • Liverford (14) • 06520-8234 (14) • Ha•le•lu•jah (14) • “Yield” (12) • Just to fall asleep with you (10) • Dark farce (9) • Nachurlly churly hair (9) • MozillaZine Knowledge Base becomes famous (3) • Old-timey cookies (1) •

Doing the churlish pule (31) • Mi abuelito está en el hospital. El médico dice que va a estar allí por mucho tiempo. Yo estoy muy triste porque mis otros abuelos ya están muertos. (30) • Komething that starts with K (25) • Cool zone (23) • And now: Queer Quotes (22) • Bad phrases to exclaim at an AIDS convention (21) • Osteoporosis. (15) • And now: Queer Quotes (14) • Ways to get the current script name that I wish I’d known earlier (13) • High cheekbones (12) • The weak shall mixin the Earth (10) • Little antiquities (10) • You are what you eat (9) • Say, everybody! Come over here! (6) • Moo? (6) • Bites from a larger cake, ( (5) •

Replace pathetically (31) • Reefballs are the most promiscuous danger to ships yet (29) • And now: Queer Quotes (26) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (24) • Rising sun (22) • Eye of the thrash (20) • Thrash (15) • The hand (11) • Bites from a larger cake, * (10) • Thoughts running through the head of the boy holdng the bottle of orange juice and staring at the open refridgerator in Above the Influence’s TV commercial while the narrator says, “At some point in life you realize you're not a kid anymore” (10) • Moonlight dancing (7) • Smoking hope, felt so blessed (5) • Join the despair (2) •

Find Finland, and crush those federalists (29) • A case of it going down, part twelve (23) • And now: Queer Quotes (18) • Polonius. (17) • Lesser known nouns of emotion that double as sport terms besides “upset” and “love” (17) • Chrysalis. (15) • And now: Queer Quotes (12) • Papercut. (11) • Parasitic license. (8) • Restraining order. (6) • “Raymond gaymond go-away-mond” (6) • Itty bitty thoughts, & (6) • This idea is brought to you by Finland: “Those crazy federalists!” (5) • Variations of “sand n—” of which you were not aware (2) •

Rare litter zings (29) • Providence is as providence does (27) • Imagine. (26) • Monologues and apostrophes for young intermediate actors, three times one hundred ninety eight point two seven minus 592.81 (22) • Monologues and apostrophes for young intermediate actors, two minus one (22) • And now: Queer Quotes (17) • A series of erudite responses to the song “Floyd the Barber” by Nirvana, lyric by lyric (14) • The use of colors to express incomplete thoughts (14) • Circuit priest. (11) • Itty bitty thoughts, % (9) • The secret instructions they give to proctors on all the exams you take, revealed! (8) • And now: Lots of Satire (8) • Itty bitty thoughts, $ (2) • Shakespeare’s plays updated for today’s horror and/or low-budget pornography movie industry (1) • Only friend. (1) •

Time management. (30) • Sample commands if `cvs` were aliased to `penis`and respective sample outputs (29) • And now: Queer Quotes (26) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (21) • Flashback. (20) • And now: Queer Quotes (16) • 9 criteriones for a dominatrix (15) • Boohoo. (12) • Textpress (12) • Vicious stereotypes our society has about babies and toddlers, an indictment of our ignorance and hypocrisy (9) • Politics. (5) • THE NEXT BIG INSULT (4) • The actual remarks of Senator Barack Obama (4) • Patterns that narrowly skid the curve between coincidence and hate crime (3) • 1 Traveltext (3) •

What is life? A small package of death wrapped in misdirection (30) • Cor! Everybody come over here! (28) • And now: Queer Quotes (26) • And now: Queer Quotes (23) • Who knows what lurks in the hearts of men? (22) • A case of it going down, part eleven (18) • Making fun of Greeks, ψ (15) • Things Young Einstein’s teachers would later say about him after he became famous (15) • She simply existed, and we were at a lost for words (14) • Looking for her coming the other way (11) • And now: Queer Quotes (6) • Compiling XChat on Windows considered harmful (5) • Satan floss (2) •

The Salvation Army (26) • “Are you with anyone?” “No. Why?” “Otherwise I might have to ask you out.” (24) • The shadows will play when you are gone (21) • And now: Queer Quotes (20) • What Amazon Music Player is really doing when it says it is connecting (18) • Love is a four-letter acronym for Barrier To Friendship (15) • Think of all the nurses working around November 14 (14) • A series of erudite responses to the song “Rape Me” by Nirvana, lyric by lyric (13) • And now: Queer Quotes (13) • And now: Quail Quotes (12) • We were close friends, you and I (11) • Leader ship is wasted on the bad captains (10) • Satire without religion is lame; religion without satire is blind (10) • And now: Queer Quotes (7) • If there were such a thing as Peniszine Forums (5) • Eye ay ee ay, eye ay ee ay (4) • 12.7mm post slug (3) • Is not “heat sink” an oxymoron? (2) • A brief proposal to the new company that will form when Maxtor and Seagate merge (2) • Things the phrase “What You See is What You Get” would not work for (2) •

She took off her dance and clothed (30) • Write to post (30) • Firefox facts (28) • Jive (27) • An expert on the scene (26) • You threw a dart at her neck (26) • And now: Queer Quotes (25) • The bourgeoisie do not strike the same place twice (24) • Flauctionuation (23) • Moral dilemma (23) • Renting is a bitch (23) • Obstacalia II (22) • Obstacalia (22) • Things she might say to indicate to you that you’re hugging her too hard (19) • Constantinople belongs to all of us (18) • And now: Queer Quotes (17) • Google will buy DeviantArt (15) • I want to watch you sleep (10) • New new quarter moon (9) • Let’s push the cream (9) • And now? And now?! Queer Quotes! (7) • Now five out (4) • C. L. A. S. P. (2) • Other things the Second Continental Congress of the United States could have declared besides independence (1) •

Join the millions of us who have switched to the decimal system (31) • And now: Queer Quotes (31) • Hi, I’m Bjork. I like ham (31) • Lesser known organizations (30) • Legitimate if you do, legitimate if you don’t (27) • What is mutual love? (26) • And now: Queer Quotes (24) • Denial is a state of mind but so is solid (23) • Book reviews by an ant (23) • Quiche pastiche (19) • Promise everlasting (18) • The post password is “basement” (14) • Day-o, day-o, day let’s go (12) • And now: Queer Quotes (6) • Interactions you would have if your boyfriend were a hyperactive bathroom soap dispenser (5) •

And now: Queer Quotes (30) • They reached for Hawaii before Mother smacked their hands (27) • Balls (23) • Manflora (23) • Beautiful things go away (22) • This is a case of it going down, part ten. (20) • CaliphO₂^2- (19) • In Soviet Russia, the Earth inherits the meek (11) • Linear momentum is what happens to bad people (9) • And now: Queer Quotes (8) • And now: Queer Quotes (6) • Incos(θ)+i*sin(θ)ive (5) • And now: Queer Quotes (2) • A quick look at bistory (1) •

Martedí comes early this year (25) • The case of it going down, part nine (21) • Happy music blaring through the souls (17) • Bits of stories that would otherwise serve as interesting filler but has instead been delegated to a weblog post here (16) • Interview with Dave Foley (16) • DMV office romances (13) • Left sister (13) • Rare book, meet fire (10) • Reasons why testing a bridge with rocks would be better than, say, your mom (9) • Sacre bleu, I love you (6) • Hah, Marsha (5) • Tregle, the beast (5) • Video game plots written by realists (5) • And now: Queer Quotes (4) • Last week, on clean lampshades (3) •

And now: Queer Quotes (29) • Ahebe’s hill (28) • I am A and Z (27) • The return of agriculture monsters (26) • Loafs with behavior (26) • Pouring acid on your penis considered harmful (26) • Less periods, more butter (23) • A case of it going down, dart eight (23) • More periods, less butter (19) • The absurd decline of the Muslim empire (19) • Shadow has to go and buy groceries (18) • And now: Queer Quotes (15) • Supersepia me (14) • Deathtouch (14) • Skiing slumber bums (13) • The post office in brief (13) • Zlash (13) • Swissback, can’t you see (12) • Now with anti-gratification technology (12) • Vicarious, root vicar (7) • So? (6) • Apartment cancer (6) • Armpit cancer (5) • And now: Queer Quotes (5) • Apricot cancer (4) • And now: Queer Quotes (4) • Soul dogs (2) • Fairabella (2) • Crimson both (1) •

And now: Queer Quotes (30) • Deathsled (28) • She died to save herself (27) • And now: Queer Quotes (25) • Doesn’t fly with the disabled guy. (22) • And now: Queer Quotes (20) • Stremlink (18) • Directa (18) • Splite V Rite (15) • Splite’s revenge (15) • Splite (15) • Plantiff’s pie (12) • A case of it going down, part seven (12) • Pointer to flash (9) • Numb with gratitude (5) • An update from the fifth frontier (4) • Man from the carnival (3) • Bowling into a dark alley (3) • Tips on emasculation (2) • Jockpot (2) • Flitting between the edges of white bread (1) • Water head bays (1) • Cabbage of Goldberg (1) •

Late binding (31) • Roots (30) • Erstaz beeseechment (30) • Downtown religion (28) • Kerstunk (24) • Cambraidia (20) • Jollies from armored cars (19) • Warner (17) • Mr. Briggs, realtor (16) • Balloons attacking unicorns (13) • And now: Queer Quotes (12) • Iron cattails calling me again (7) • I’d like to buy the world a pony (6) • A case of it going down, part six (4) •

Unburdened by the weights of rational urination (29) • Polish exceptions (28) • Pandering to seraphs (27) • From way left private field (26) • Kloshing with the best, part three (24) • Kloshing with the best, part two (24) • The parable connection (22) • Latently incapable (21) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (17) • Eclectic (16) • Collate and reminisce (15) • Callous (15) • Pariahs on ice (12) • I believe in sexy things (11) • Slender hands (9) • And now: Drunken Definitions (9) • And now: Drunken Definitions (7) • Simple times, garnished to go (6) • Ducks nearby and scarier (6) • Ducks … from afar, where else? (6) • A case of it going down, part five (3) • Life’s little messengers (3) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (2) • Oulk (2) • Greedy old princesses (1) • And now: Queer Quotes (1) •

A case of it going down, part nine (30) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (30) • Igglebop (30) • Kielbasas are go (28) • The isthmus of canal (26) • Punch lines for the thirsty (25) • Flaming mongooses (25) • And now: Queer Quotes (24) • Punch lines for the rich and famous (24) • Punch lines for the poor and obscure (24) • October on the house (23) • New York rhymes (23) • Synthetic love polymers (22) • Despondent correspondence (21) • Post written, header dude (17) • Cureall seeall (16) • Koultry (13) • A case of it going down, part four (12) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (10) • Safeguards, scmafeguards (10) • Futurama (10) • A case of it going down, part three (8) • And now: Queer Quotes (4) • Trestle (4) • Meards (4) • Meards (4) •

Trim your lies, starve your life (30) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (28) • Such lonely pleasures (26) • Wallabies (25) • She walks on beauty (25) • And now: Queer Quotes (24) • The highly remarkable fountain (24) • A case of it going down, part two (23) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (22) • At my Harris Teeter (21) • International slapstick house (21) • Felicity (20) • Dockets (17) • Perhaps your nails aren’t so smooth after all (16) • Swedish paparazzi opulence (once The thong song). (13) • A walrus’s thought process (11) • Beavers with cavities (8) • A case of it going down, part one (7) • Just get in (5) • Ticking envelopes (4) • Diana took the word (3) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (2) •

Heart-felt bladder (31) • Konga beats (30) • Long death of a glass ménage à trois (28) • Has it really been six days? Yes. (28) • Refraction (22) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (22) • And Now: Queer Quotes (22) • The carbon monoxide channel (22) • I refuse to write post (22) • Canvas III (21) • Canvas II (21) • Canvas (21) • Dwango (20) • Dream sweetheart (18) • And Now: Queer Quotes (17) • She comes running (15) • A minor oil spill (14) • Not pending; pendor (12) • You must go higher (11) • Hanging indention (11) • Not enough sheen to grope (9) • What’s the meaning of this fold (8) • Dirty dirty (7) • Like stars in the night (6) • Breaded with the Pavlovian skills of a Malaysian coconut (5) • Jopply (3) • Speciation (2) • Application required (1) • Passion of below minimum wage (1) •

Three 31qgl (28) • Foghorn (28) • Life continued (28) • And Now: Queer Quotes (27) • Raise a stink (26) • Control hyphen (25) • I low beautiful (or What life meant before, during, and after and where I’ve been) (24) • Elongated by a spiky drawing rack, not stirred (23) • Beauty! (23) • Puncher hurt (22) • And Now: Queer Quotes (21) • Bacon (21) • Post vanity (20) • Why we can’t have nice things (19) • You bully science (17) • Caption (16) • Ebullience (16) • Andale (15) • Fifteen (12) • My feet smell (11) • Neurosis of the mind (10) • No matter how hard you try (8) • Terry, Mach nine (7) • Thunkawha? (7) • And Now: Drunken Definitions (7) • And Now: Queer Quotes (7) • Nightfall (6) • And Now: Drunken Definitions (6) • Diarrhea (6) • Okrah (4) • I (4) • Copy cattle (3) • Old ladies typing quickly (3) • Roux voir (3) • Old ladies with canes of fury (3) • He cries, but who hears (2) • And a dove in a palm tree (2) •

Crush your babies, redux.one (31) • Exemplify gratuitousness (30) • Tomato what? (30) • Rather specific (30) • Crush your babies (30) • And Now: Druken Definitions (29) • The Ag rule (29) • Cropkis (28) • I forgot the mutes (28) • Hidden flagons (28) • Chim chim cher-ee (27) • Godd writing (26) • Sadomasochizzle (26) • And Now: Queer Quotes (23) • Lyricist Gershwin (23) • Laissez unfaire (23) • Your help (23) • Those Little Rubber Things (22) • Ex-Secant (21) • Wax Lyrical (21) • And Now: Queer Quotes (21) • Nepalese Nepotism (18) • Too Vague (17) • Ichythology (16) • Filler (13) • And Now: Queer Quotes (12) • Plural Second Person (11) • The Way Fingerprints Fade (10) • A Tyrannical (10) • Anorexic at Top (8) • Orange Oblique (8) • Eruditis (7) • Rotating Circuitry (7) • Insignificant (6) • Making Fun of Greeks, Χ (6) • Presage, Sage, and Postsage (5) • Bathing (5) • Ea is a Word (5) • And Then He Said (4) • Basaltic Fingerprints (3) • Self-Mutilation Nervosa (2) • Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening (2) • Man Ligs (2) •

And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (31) • This is the Theme Song (30) • Mechanical Canine (29) • Tea (29) • Decor (28) • Dream Series (27) • Grafted (27) • Vertigo (27) • Muzak (27) • Rigor Mortification (26) • And Now: Druken Definitions (26) • Blessed (26) • And Now: Platinum Queer Quotes (24) • Window Compositing (24) • Let's Start Something (23) • For the Good of Society (22) • Mr. Manners (20) • Linguistic Mad Libs (20) • Dear Addy (18) • Making Fun of Greeks, Φ (18) • Intelligent Design (18) • Remember (15) • Waddle (13) • Pitch, Rock 'n' Roll (12) • Jem, Too (11) • More About Realitizzle (11) • And Now: Queer Quotes (11) • Parting (10) • Lessons (10) • Legged (9) • And Now: Druken Definitions (7) • Sim Commerical, Part II (7) • And Now: Queer Quotes (5) • Making Fun of Greeks, Υ (4) • Grizzlering (3) • No Tapes (3) • And Now: Druken Definitions (1) • And Now: Queenly Queer Quotes (1) • Dun's the Mouse (1) • A Plea From A FCDMAC, Part II (1) •

hao2lian Talks About Life (30) • And Now: Druken Definitions (30) • And Now: Druken Definitions (28) • And Now: Queer Quotes (27) • Constance of Love (27) • And Now: Druken Definitions (27) • I'll Habeas Your Corpus, Part II (26) • The Talk (26) • Chaos and Asbestos (25) • And Now: Queer Quotes (25) • I'll Habeas Your Corpus (25) • And Now: Queer Quotes (25) • Sit Commercial (24) • And Now: Queer Quotes (24) • Vice (23) • In Public Relations (22) • Gloss (22) • The Future Is The Now (21) • And Now: Druken Definitions (21) • A Plea From A Foster Crippled Deaf Mute Autistic Child (20) • Feetish (20) • Incredible Edible Epic Adventure (19) • And Now: Queer Quotes (19) • Pitiful (18) • And Now: Queer Quotes (16) • And Now: Queer Quotes (16) • And Now: Druken Definitions (15) • Olympia (15) • And Now: Druken Definitions (14) • Prom E Grantes (13) • Spamlet (13) • ln yo momma (13) • Quest Shin (12) • Antigony (12) • And Now: Druken Definitions (10) • Ay Yi (10) • And Now: Queer Quotes (10) • And Now: Peruvian Prose (10) • A Bright Idea (9) • Diploidma (9) • Yet Another Long Post (8) • Virtue (7) • And Now: Queer Quotes (7) • Happiness Ez (7) • And Now: Druken Definitions (6) • Monkey See, Monkey Do (6) • And Now: Druken Definitions (6) • Recipe for Fun (4) • Calling All Jocks (4) • And Now: Queer Quotes (3) • Journey Into The Spec (3) • Vitaminful (3) • A Link to Goatse, Part Three (3) • Reminiscing (2) • And Now: Queer Quotes (2) • Varnish (1) • Trust Me (1) •

Iambs of Code (31) • Quod Erat Demonstrandum (31) • 21 Liters (31) • Miss Manners Says (31) • Election Day (30) • And Now: Queer Quotes (29) • And Now: Queerer Quotes (29) • Happy Now? (29) • gtk2-smooth Strikes Again (28) • Electricity Is More Powerful Than You Thought (27) • And Now: Druken Definitions (27) • Laughter Procured By One Word (26) • And Now: Cleaning the Keyboard (25) • In This Episode… (25) • And Now: Queer Quotes (24) • An Antidote (24) • And Now: Druken Definitions (24) • International Booty Call (24) • Town Hall (24) • And Now: Druken Definitions (23) • Making Fun of Greeks, Τ (23) • Granted Wishes (21) • π By Four: Text (21) • Clippy, the Sailor Who Could (21) • How to Be Hip (20) • And Now: Queer Quotes (20) • And Now: Druken Definitions (20) • Tassels (19) • Ahoy (19) • My Life (18) • Order of Slaw (17) • And Now: Druken Definitions (17) • And Now: Queer Quotes (17) • Exposé (17) • Recursive Recipes (16) • Hannibal (16) • And Now: Queer Quotes (16) • Mumsie (15) • And Now: Druken Definitions (15) • Words of Wisdom (14) • Arrr, Booty, Part Two (14) • Encode (12) • And Now: Druken Definitions (11) • Physical education. (10) • Making Fun of Greeks, Σ (10) • And Now: A Deluge of Queer Quotes (10) • The Suit (8) • Plants Talk Back (8) • Other metaphors besides “tears of hatred.” (5) • Associate professor, mind you. (4) •

Burning ISOs (30) • A Dirty Blow to Textareas (29) • Curly (29) • The Quoting Fad (29) • Making Fun of Greeks, Π (29) • Users and Abusers (28) • And Now: Queer Quotes (28) • What Did You Have For Lunch (27) • General Order of Things (26) • And Now: Words of the Day (26) • And Now: Queer Quotes (26) • Sizeness (26) • Firefox Radio is Now On (26) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (26) • Futons (26) • Sheep, Lambs, and Goats (26) • Blogger Trick (24) • Immersion Within Olfactories (24) • Miss Attribution (24) • Discrediting from a Discreditor (23) • Artistic Mesas (23) • More Stewart Fawning (23) • For Allahmas (23) • R-r-rrrrap (22) • Carnage (22) • A Look At Ay-Rabs (21) • Before & After (21) • And Now: Queer Quotes (21) • Arrrr, Booty (21) • And Now: Queer Quotes (20) • Blackness to All (20) • Validation Because It's There (20) • And Now: Queer Quotes, AGAIN! (20) • Font Fun.com (20) • Made (19) • Shiny (19) • And Now: Queer Quotes (19) • Power of Heal (19) • Squelch, Part Two (19) • Egotism (19) • God's Debris (19) • Presenting (18) • Making Fun of Greeks, Ο (18) • A Sudden Thought (18) • Silence of Teeth and Claws (18) • Vampires (17) • Abstinence (17) • FlyPaper (16) • Setting Things on Fire (16) • And Now: Comical Ba-dump (16) • Gaa Gaa Goo (16) • Redesign Powah (16) • And Now: Queer Quotes (15) • o.o (15) • Mobeal (15) • Fun Things to Do for a Living (14) • And Now: Queer Quotes (13) • Squelch (13) • And Now: Queer Quotes (13) • Diverge (13) • This…This (12) • Mmm, Flase (12) • And Now: Queer Quotes (12) • To the Supreme Court! (12) • Put to the Case (12) • Moments of Truth (12) • Today Is (11) • Microsoft Changes Name of WinFS (11) • Disable Popups Initated By Plugins (11) • So, Like (11) • Base64 Or Bust (11) • God's Pet (10) • I'm Jon Stewart (10) • A Link to Goatse, Part Two (10) • Twitch (10) • You Know (9) • That Jewish Thang (9) • Heads in the Clouds (9) • Lost Profiles (9) • And Now: Druken Definitions (8) • Fun with Life (8) • Halloa (8) • And Now: Satire (7) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (7) • What's in Store, Cackle (7) • And Now: Druken Definitions (6) • Making Fun of Greeks, Ξ (6) • Moments of Truth (6) • Flight 77 Conspiracy (4) • And Now: Druken Definitions (4) • textz, Part Two (4) • And Now: Queer Quotes (3) • Survival Skills (3) • Wussy Names (3) • Trading Tricks: Meet Your New Rabbit (3) • And Now: Druken Definitions (2) • Behold (2) •

Yeow (31) • God Answers Your Questions (31) • Methods of Doubt (31) • Ah, Vocabulary (30) • Making Fun of Greeks, Ν (30) • Iconclastic (29) • And Now: Queer Quotes (29) • Blue! Blue Blue Blue! (28) • Political Beasty (28) • Opera 7.60 Preview 1 (28) • Yes? (28) • Outbound (28) • Wads (27) • A Link to Goatse (27) • And Now: Druken Definitions (25) • Think (24) • And Now: Queer Quotes (24) • Hacking Blogger (24) • Vain Magazine (24) • Making Fun of Greeks, Μ (24) • And Now: Druken Definitions (24) • Know (24) • And Now, the BBC (24) • Advice from a Sagacious Friend (23) • And Now: Queer Quotes (23) • New Now Know How (22) • Making Fun of Greeks, Λ (22) • And Now: Queer Quotes (22) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (21) • Making Fun of Greeks, Κ (21) • And Now: Queer Quotes (21) • Twit (20) • Rattling Bars, Part Two (19) • And Now: Queer Quotes (19) • Rattling Bars (18) • And Now: Word of the Day (18) • Smartha. (17) • Conversations With Myself (17) • Are You Cool? (17) • If Pain Was Naught But A Trial (16) • Ebert, Robert, and Hubert (16) • Making Fun of Greeks, Ι (16) • Alright! (16) • Bus Rides (16) • Thumbs Up (15) • And Now: Ba-dump (15) • Making Fun of Greeks, Θ (15) • Vedic Math (15) • Making Fun of Greeks, Η (14) • Polka (14) • Look (13) • And Now: Ba-dump (13) • wget Does Not Rule (13) • And Now: Druken Definitions (12) • Making Fun of Greeks, Ζ (12) • And Now: Ba-dump (12) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (12) • And Now: Ba-dump (10) • The End (9) • And Now: Ba-dump (9) • Making Fun of Greeks, Ε (9) • Goodpeople (9) • It Must Be Worth It (9) • Making Fun of Greeks, Δ (8) • And Now: Queer Quotes (8) • And Now: Daily Observations (8) • Paid (8) • How to Be God (7) • Making Fun of Greeks, Γ (7) • It Deserves Its Own (7) • And Now: Ba-dump (7) • Daily Announcement (7) • And Now: Queer Quotes (6) • How I Work, Part II (6) • Set (6) • Making Fun of Greeks (6) • Making Fun of Greeks, Α (6) • Making Fun of Greeks (Encore), Β (6) • God, Redefined (6) • Words (6) • Skool (5) • How I Work (5) • Lost (4) • Today's Lesson (4) • Aquirings (3) • Wet separation (3) • And Now: Ba-dump (3) • Freedom to Operate, Biyatch (2) • Everybody's A (2) • He's the Man of Mystery (2) • Because I Can (1) • MyNews (1) • And Now: Ba-dump (1) • Spiel Me, Baby (1) •

Interviews With God (31) • DefaultBrowser (30) • For Future Reference (30) • And Now: Ba-dump (30) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (30) • And Now: Ba-dump (29) • And Now: Queer Quotes (29) • Guidelines (29) • The Crusade For Musky (28) • And Now: Druken Definitions (28) • My Hero (28) • You Know (28) • And Now: Ba-dump (27) • Pickup Lines For the Modern Man (27) • And Now: Satire (26) • Cubical (26) • Drilldown (23) • Children Left Behind (23) • I Come To You To Bring (23) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (22) • And Now: Ba-dump (22) • Shrieks from the Haunted House Next Door (22) • Mario! (21) • And Now: Ba-dump (19) • Splurgevision (19) • Suck it, Kafka. (19) • And Now: Daily Observations (18) • What You See Is Merely an Allusion, Part Three (17) • And My It Did (17) • And My It Did, Part Two (17) • And Now: Ba-dump (16) • Ah, Interesting (16) • What You See Is Merely an Allusion, Part Two (16) • And My It Did, Part Two (16) • And My It Did, Part Three (16) • And Now: Ba-dump (16) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (15) • blinkx (15) • What You See Is Merely an Allusion (15) • And Now: News in Boxers (14) • And Now: Ba-dump (14) • Conscience (14) • Joking With Each Other (14) • And Now: Words That Rhyme (13) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (13) • A Warning (13) • How the Kerry/Edwards Ticket Works (12) • And My It Did (12) • And Now: A Word From God (12) • And Now: Druken Definitions (12) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (11) • Leather and Whips (11) • Anything You Can Do, We Can… (11) • And Now: Daily Observations (10) • HP T45 All-in-One Cyborg Killing Machine (10) • And Now: Queer Quotes (10) • And Now: Ba-dump (10) • Imagine (9) • Cakes (9) • I Rulez (9) • Hey! (9) • And Now: Ba-dump (9) • It's Quite Sad (9) • And Now: Satire (9) • A Dawn of a New Era (9) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (8) • A Guide to Angry Morphemes (8) • And Now: Ba-dump (7) • Using My Brain (6) • Whew (6) • Survival Skills (6) • Classics or Bore (6) • XChat 2.0.10 (6) • I Came in 45th (5) • And Now: Queer Quotes (5) • As a Crystal (5) • And Now: Queer Quotes (4) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (4) • How Life Works (4) • And Now: Ba-dump (4) • And Now: Druken Definitions (3) • A Story (2) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (2) • Are You OK? (2) • And Now: Ba-dump (2) • Another Story (2) • Why Linux Software Installation is a Sharp Object (1) • A Secret (1) • One Year Closer To Dying (1) • Jon Stewart (1) • Quotes from Jon Stewart's Interview (1) • And Now: Ba-dump (1) •

Wet, Part Four (30) • And Now: Another Ba-dump (30) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (30) • Save Web Page As Archive (30) • Books Get ASCIIed (30) • Konfabulator vs. Dashboard (30) • Stephen King's The Hospital (30) • And Now: Snoiti Nifedne Kurd (29) • And Now: Ba-dump (29) • Winstripe Comes Home (28) • The Mozilla Gap (28) • And Now: Queer Quotes (28) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (28) • Film Noir (27) • And Now: Queer Quotes (27) • And They Say Such Silly Things (27) • And Now: Ba-dump (27) • And Now: Ba-dump (26) • Names (26) • And Now: Queer Quotes (26) • Playtime (26) • Moore's Law (26) • And Now: Ba-dump (26) • And Now: Druken Definitions (25) • And Now: Ba-dump (25) • From Pinwinstripe to Gnomewinstripe (25) • Commericalizm (25) • Redemption (25) • The Most Harmless Site Ever (25) • Newspapers Are Dead, Long Live Newspapers (25) • And Now: Snoiti Nifedne Kurd (24) • Playa-Hating (24) • And Now: Daily Observations (24) • And Now: Lots of Satire (24) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (24) • Deep Feelings and Schtuff (23) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (23) • And Now: Snoiti Nifedne Kurd (23) • And Now: Satire (23) • And Now: Ba-dump (23) • And Now: Queer Quotes (23) • Nostalgia (23) • Literacy (23) • Used To Bes (22) • Ba-dump (22) • And Now: Another Ba-dump (22) • And Now: Daily Observations (22) • English Down the Drains (22) • And Now: Satire (22) • And Now: Snoiti Nifedne Kurd (22) • To Crinkle (22) • And Now: News in Boxers (21) • gMail Got Pwned, Part Three (21) • Trucks Are Good For Turtles (21) • Erase, Erase (20) • Ime Muh (20) • National Public Radio (20) • Bicentennial Man (20) • Roman Catholic Church Takes Italy Hostage (20) • Windows XP Is All About Fun (19) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (19) • Bliss (19) • And Now: News in Boxers (19) • And Now: Daily Observations (19) • A Brush, An Easel, Some Caffiene (19) • Want to Backup Your Email? (19) • Green, Green Death (19) • And Now: News in Boxers (19) • And Now: Don't You (19) • Printdump (18) • And Now: News in Boxers (18) • And Now: News's Brother in Boxers (18) • And Now: Conversations with Myself (18) • And Now: News in Boxers (18) • D-d-dexdump! (17) • News in Boxers (17) • What Should've Been My First Post (17) • I've Found It (17) • Microsoft and Then Some (17) • Stream of Unconsciousness (16) • DexDump (16) • CH₂COOR - CHCOOR' - CH₂ - COOR'' (16) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (16) • Backlog Reading (16) • Small Beeswaxes (16) • The Ever Generous Google (15) • gMail Got Pwned, Part Two (15) • dotTheorem (15) • Hurrah (15) • On Time (15) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (15) • Pilgrimage (15) • (sqrt(5) + 1) / 2 (14) • Eargh (14) • Ah-Moooo (14) • Zoom Out (14) • My Shin (13) • Games (13) • DexDump (13) • gMail Got Pwned? (13) • gMail Invites (13) • Nice Bling Bling (12) • This Thread (12) • Something Wicked This Way Comes (12) • Something Wicked This Way Comes, Part Two (12) • dotTheorem (11) • And Now: Queer Quotes (11) • What Would Jesus Do? (11) • Mrow (11) • A Ship (11) • #bs is On a Roll Tonight (11) • Suicide Bombers Attack Israeli Restaurant (11) • And Now: News in Boxers (11) • News in Boxers, It's Alive (10) • Synchronized Botting (10) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (10) • And Now: Daily Observation (10) • News in Boxers, Yeah Yeah (10) • And Now: Queer Quotes (10) • Deli (9) • Deli, Part Two (9) • Falling Lung-First (9) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (9) • News in Boxers (9) • Wet, Part Two (9) • Limited Expression (9) • And Now: Daily Observation (9) • Adobe, Adobe, Adobe (9) • News in Boxers, Again (9) • New Firefox Default Theme, Part Two (8) • Beavers and Such (7) • The Makings of a Monster (7) • New Firefox Default Theme (7) • Death and Shtuff (7) • Wet (7) • Another Hidden IE Feature (6) • Flourish, Please (6) • And Now: Queer Quotes (5) • Dexdump (5) • And Now: Queer Quotes (4) • Mozilla Firefox 0.8 Download Patch (3) • That vs. Which (3) • And Now: Galleria (3) • And Now: Queer Quotes (3) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (3) • Popped Corn (2) • The Great Migration (2) • There Is A Method to My Madness (1) • Mouth Pain Cycles (1) •

See? (31) • Yes, Sarge? (31) • And Now: Queer Quotes (31) • The Little People (30) • Dexdump (30) • Shrek 2 (30) • Linux Anti-Aliasing (29) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (29) • And Now: A Story (28) • A Society-Defining Moment (28) • Another Plan Of Action (27) • Fun with Knoppix, the Pokemon (27) • A Journey of Powers of Tens (27) • The End (26) • I Wish… (26) • And Now: Delirious Definitions (25) • Diving (25) • Today is a Day that Will Live in Infamy (25) • Somebody Bought Microsoft's UK Press (24) • Quirky Fun (24) • The Most Sadistic Book Ever (24) • Blogdex Linkdump (24) • And Now: Daily Observations (24) • Today's Symptoms (23) • Blogdex Linkdump (23) • Joan De La Creme (22) • Fedora 2 Down the Drains (22) • The News in Boxers (22) • Thousands of Years of Evolution Has Produced… (22) • Salamanders Undermining Slavic Epithets (21) • And Now: Queer Quotes (20) • Sickly Underpants Stealing Erratas (20) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (20) • Code to Bloom in Springtime (19) • And Now: Queer Quotes (19) • A Trudge into the Swamp (19) • Word 2000: Unleashed! (18) • To the Tune in My Head (18) • When Music Sounded Like Music (18) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (18) • Back Into the Linux Swamp, Part Four (17) • And Now: Queer Quotes (17) • Once Upon a Blogdex (17) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (17) • Saturday Night Blast (16) • Back into the Linux Swamp, Part Three (16) • Gnome 2.6 (16) • Back into the Linux Swamp (15) • Back into the Linux Swamp, Part Two (15) • Behold the Redness (14) • Them Neutral Country Browsers (14) • Time to Duke Mark Pilgrim (14) • IE, Superscripts, and Jabberwockys (14) • RSS Dump (14) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (13) • Beer, Water, Nudity, and Nightfall (13) • Your Document is Not Valid XHTML 1.1 Strict (13) • Blogdex Dump (13) • Blogger Revamped, Part Three (12) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (12) • And This is… (12) • Get Out the Plaster (12) • And Now: Queer Quotes (11) • Seperation of CSS (11) • And Now: Queer Quotes (10) • Blogger Revamped, Part Two (10) • Thunderbird Theme (9) • And Now: Queer Quotes (9) • Firefox Theme (9) • Blogger.com (9) • Why Haloscan is Better (9) • Everything You Need (8) • Cars and Other Broken Things (8) • Another Takes the Google Bait (8) • Beat This (8) • A Trip to a Lake (8) • Get Out Your Rollers (8) • And Now: Druken Definitions (7) • Consolidated Correspondence (7) • Pretend (5) • Ahh (5) • Time for XBL Fun (5) • And Now: Queer Quotes (3) • And Now: Queer Quotes (3) • Spybot 1.3rc3 Is Oot (2) • Just How Powerful Is Powerful? (2) • Blogdex LinkDump (2) • And Now: Druken Definitions (1) • Fun (1) • Blogdex Linkdump (1) • MozDev Cranks Them Out (1) •

And Now: Druken Definitions (30) • And Now: Coagulating Cyrptograms (29) • Screenie Beanies (29) • Animal Abuse (29) • Let's Just Read Names (29) • GMail, Part 2 (29) • And Now: Coagulating Cyrptograms (28) • And Now: Coagulating Cyrptograms (27) • And Now: Queer Quotes (27) • Briefing (27) • Plaster (27) • And Now: Coagulating Cryptograms (26) • Liedtke (25) • And Now: Queer Quotes (24) • Instant Counting (24) • Ahoy, Vikings (24) • Downwards Spiral (24) • To Scrubs (23) • And Now: Coagulating Cyrptograms (23) • Declaration (23) • t3h 3x733ns10n m4n4g3r is not divisible by any number (22) • And Now: Queer Quotes (22) • And now: Coagulating Cryptograms (21) • And Now: Coagulating Cyrptograms (20) • To Recap… (20) • Page 23 (20) • Physicism (20) • And Now: Coagulating Cyrptograms (19) • Imperative (19) • CNN Headline News…Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum! (19) • Non Sequitur Pokes Fun At Itself (18) • Litmag should live up to its name, after all. (18) • Sentiments (17) • Heh (17) • Chicken Soup for the Heavenly Disturbed (17) • And Now: Queer Quotes (16) • Finally, Sanity (16) • World's Oldest Mouse About to Turn…Four (16) • Another Acronym Conquered! (15) • Positively Charged (14) • And Now: Apathetic Analogies (14) • And Now: Queer Quotes (14) • Firefox Gem (14) • For the General Non-Viewing Public: (13) • Smart Smart Keywords (12) • Math = Code = $$$ (12) • Buy Your Pollution (12) • Tip (12) • A New Mountain Conquered (11) • The Spectacular World of Java (11) • And Now: Word of the Day (11) • And Now: Daily Observations (10) • ABC Scores Big (10) • Chicken Soup For the Heavenly Disturbed (10) • Do What You Want With Your Baby (10) • Ehhh (9) • The Purpose (9) • 25-Hour Silliness (9) • phpNuke 7.1 Nuked (7) • Wikify! (7) • And Now: Queer Quotes (7) • b0rked (6) • And Now: Druken Definitions (6) • Pickpocket (5) • And Now: Nubian Names (5) • Chicken Soup for the Heavenly Disturbed (5) • 1 to 5 to Infinity (5) • Lit Cramming Session (5) • Chicken Soup for the Heavenly Disturbed (3) • Google Icons (2) • And Now: Queer Quotes (1) • Chicken Soup for the Heavenly Disturbed (1) •

delta.place.sigh (31) • Google Mail (31) • Decant Mode (30) • And Now: Queer Quotes (29) • /cycle (29) • I Can Write Poems Too! (29) • /lore (28) • And The Moral Is… (27) • And Now: Topical Theories (26) • Amazon Elves (26) • Windows IE XP SP2 Has Popup Blocking (25) • Day and Night (25) • Libida (23) • And Now: Queer Quotes (23) • Do You Like Birds, Plants, and Butterflies? (22) • Alcohol + Smoking = More Fun! (22) • Google and Yahoo (22) • TinyURL…Unleashed! (22) • Dasani = Tap Water + Cartoon Character (22) • Hardware, Power, and Other Compensations (22) • Google Smart! AlltheWeb Stupid! (22) • And Now: Queer Quotes (22) • Microdoc Become Microclueless (22) • AnonDSL (22) • The Doctor is In (22) • I Learned Something Today (22) • How Life = Command Line (22) • Why Things Are Darker When They're Wet (22) • Image (21) • Best Firefox Macish Theme For Windows Ever (20) • Apple and Vectors (20) • And Now: Queer Quotes (20) • Toilet Paper for Algorithm Scientists (20) • Capitalize that H! (19) • Hamas Comes Forward in Madrid Bombings (18) • And Now: Phrase of the Day (18) • Opera 7.5 Preview 3 (18) • A Dream (18) • And Now: Great Theories (17) • lynchknot has left the kitchen sink (17) • Even Hardware People Hate IE (17) • And Now: Queer Quotes (17) • Hackity Hack (17) • Hear All Aboot It (16) • TXT Me, Baby (16) • And Now: Queer Quotes (15) • To the Tune in My Head (15) • And Now: Queer Quotes (15) • Tom Toles (15) • And Now: Straight Synonyms (15) • Classify Your Statements (14) • Animal Cruelty (14) • Un-PopSciing Self (14) • Ever Wanted to Create a Country (14) • Astonia (14) • Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall (13) • Booksch (12) • New Experiment (11) • This Is What Happens When You Don't Use Cingular (11) • Spain Gets Its Own 9/11 (11) • Mozilla Stolen Design (11) • How to Get the New Google Look (9) • Google Loves Letters (9) • Burning Edge Catches More Fire (9) • AmphetaDesk (8) • Hey, Kids! (8) • A Highly Interesting Site (7) • Armorizzle (7) • Sacred (7) • The Mario Brothers Epic (7) • And Now: Queer Quotes (7) • A Necky Dote (6) • Internet Explorer Flickers (6) • Everybody Plagarizes from Me (6) • Molest the Penguin (6) • And the Enemy Turns Upon Itself (6) • Win98 SE SP1 (6) • Office 2004 on Mac (6) • The Hobbit (6) • Surprise, Surprise (5) • The Bible Is Much More Fun When… (5) • Bush, Revisited (5) • And Now: Druken Definitions (4) • And Now: Daily Observations (4) • You Actually Have Two Channels (3) • Calvin and Hobbes (3) • And Now: Daily Observation (3) • A Letter to America (2) • And Now: Queer Quotes (2) • Best Color Wheel Ever (1) • Novels in 25 Words (1) • Minputt (1) •

Day and Night (29) • And Now: Scathing Remarks (29) • Microsoft To Add Security Center to XP SP2 (27) • Toilet With One-Way Mirrors (27) • Yahoo to Compete With Google (27) • Firefox Wallpaper (27) • Daily Ceremony (27) • And Now: Drunken Definitions (26) • Conversations w/ Myself (26) • Scrubs (25) • A Title Too Late (25) • Textpattern's Out! (24) • Announcement (24) • Top * Semi-Reasonable Things I Want As a Weblogger (24) • And Now: Daily Observation (24) • And Now: Queer Quotes (24) • And Now: Druken Definitions (24) • Effervescent Eavesdropping (23) • And Now: Theory of Pencil Sharpeners (23) • Weblog Hits 200+ Users on Feb. 17 (23) • New Template (22) • MANifest (20) • Opera 7.50 Preview 2 Released (20) • Locate 3.0 Alpha Released (20) • Stealing from Weblogs (20) • I. L. Sayno (17) • And Now: Queer Quotes (17) • A Look At the Windows 2000 Leaked Code (16) • s/ no/ i/ dont / know/ what/ "s/ "/ does/ either (15) • And Now: Queer Quotes (15) • O and O Sitting in a Tree (14) • Opera Has An Interface for @presentation CSS (14) • Yet Another Firefox Pentetration Point (14) • Barnie's on the Rebound (14) • This is Odd (14) • Wallpaper Gem (14) • And Now: Queer Quotes (13) • And Now: Nascent Negativity (13) • Create Your Very Own Classic Book Review (13) • My Very Own Classic Book Review (13) • Karl Rove Marx (13) • Day and Night (11) • I Just Quit My Job and I Feel Grrrrreat (11) • Phone Automation + Speech Recognition = Solution = Cash!!!!!! (11) • Only the US (11) • SAT ~= IQ? (11) • IRC Channel (11) • Blogger Makes API URI Change (10) • Firefox Page Uses Browser Sniffing (10) • Firebird Icon (10) • Help, About Image (10) • Best Banner Ad I've Seen in a Long Time (9) • Making Good Decisions (9) • And Now: Queer Quotes (9) • Free Popularity (9) • A Peculiar Fack (9) • Can't Fake Domain Info No Mah (9) • BlairBl0g (8) • Adobe Reader Speedup (7) • Hug Me (7) • Do You Know When People Hate You? (7) • How to Make WinXP Go Faster W/O Defrag (7) • X-Setup Pro 6.5 Final Released (7) • Bitstream Fonts (6) • And Now: Nascent Negativity (6) • Charamel (6) • And Now: Some Links (5) • Froogle's Logo (5) • Celebrating Gaston Julia (5) • And Now: Queer Quotes (4) • And Now: Queer Quotes (4) • TvTome (4) • And Now: Asinine Acronyms (3) • Day and Night (3) • Version 2.0 (3) • Taking it Out on Movable Type (3) • Let's Eat Phil (3) • Ad-Aware Cloak (3) • And Now: Drunken Definitions (1) •

And Now: Queer Quotes (31) • I Believe in the BBC (31) • It's So Purty (31) • Google DomainPark (31) • Opera More Frequent Now (31) • Woohooo, 10000 Orbits! (31) • Journalism (31) • Blackinese (30) • Conversations with Myself (30) • Mozilla Thunderbird 2004-01-28 (Win32, MacOSX) Out (30) • Steps You Can Take to Prevent Spoofed URLs (30) • Wallpaper: Out of Bounds (29) • Well, That was Fun (29) • My Chat with JabberWacky (29) • Opera vs. Firebird (29) • And I Thought American Children Were Violent Enough (29) • Saddam Bribed France? (29) • Science Blog Has a New Look (29) • Yet Another Underground Market (28) • The Wee Free Men (27) • And Now: Thunked Thoughts (27) • Netscape/Mozilla/Thunderbird (27) • Parrot is a Master Coversationalist (27) • Bill Gates is Being Knighed (26) • And Now: Queer Quotes (26) • Day and Night (26) • Adobe Reader 6.0.1 Released (26) • Google…er…MSN Toolbar (26) • Google's Dating/"Meeting" Service (26) • This Just In (25) • And Now: Queer Quotes (25) • Consumerism (24) • Speech is Worth $0 (23) • And Now: Queer Quotes (23) • Argh (23) • County of the Confederate (20) • Install-Itchy Finger (20) • Wordpress 1.0 Test Blog (19) • Randomness (19) • How3LeeAn (19) • And On That Previous Note… (19) • Can English People Draw on Sidewalks? Can They Ever! (19) • Blogs, Election 2004, and Chats (19) • How Do You Assemble a Bunch of Idiots? (19) • And Now: Thunked Thoughts (18) • Is Google Becoming an Evil Portal? (18) • Cigarettes Are Your Friend (18) • Mix Websites Together (18) • Day and Night (18) • Iraqi Government Secretly Removes Rights (17) • Oracle to Work with Mozilla (17) • Can-Spam Ain't Doing a Thing (17) • Mozilla 1.6 is Out (16) • Eeek (16) • Another Death Strike for Marraige (16) • Pricelessware 2004 Is Out! (16) • SuperSolids are Fun! (15) • Technology Gone Wrong (15) • Spirit Week (15) • Google Goes Outer Spacal (15) • A Lot of Reasons Why XHTML 2 Sucks (15) • Make <blockquote> Into <bq> (15) • Authors (15) • So, No WMA for iPod (14) • Mozilla 1.6 to be Released Monday or Tuesday (14) • Tom Toles (14) • Kodak Has Stopped Selling Film Cameras (14) • Mod One Up for Advertising (14) • XHTML Breaks When Not Well Formed (14) • The Real Creator of the Mac (14) • Trojans, Viruses, and Worms, Oh My! (14) • Woman Get Treated Like Idiots When Shopping For Technology (13) • Windows 98 Comes Back From the End-of-Life Graveyard (13) • iMovie 4 and iPhoto 4 Screenies (13) • A Panorama of Mars (13) • Desert Shampoo (13) • Google Toolbar, Bleh (12) • 3-D Printers (12) • Cool Feature in Opera (12) • Here's a Picture of Me (11) • Yank (11) • Saturday Night Live: Jennifer Aniston (11) • Microsoft @ CES (Whatever That Is) (11) • Fooood (11) • Did Bush Seek Way to Attack Iraq? (11) • How to Have Office XP Menus in Firebird (11) • LiveJournal, Blogger, and Downfalls (10) • Day and Night (10) • Phoenity Cursors (10) • My Assignment (10) • Super-Walmart (10) • Salty Snacks (10) • AquaDrops (10) • Conspiracy Theory (10) • Muhaha (10) • Silence is Golden So I'm Rich (9) • Ugh (9) • Vischeck (9) • Planned to Change (9) • One on One Coversations with God (9) • BugDays (9) • Yahtzee! (9) • Spammers Go Wild (9) • Running For President: Rule #1 (9) • Is This Photo of Saddam Lying on the Ground Fake? (9) • iPod Minis (8) • How You Draw When You're On a Trip (8) • Why This Guy Hates Weblogs (8) • GarageBand (8) • To the Tune in My Head (8) • Wallpaper (8) • And Now: Word of the Day (7) • Ways to Destroy the Future (7) • New Firebird Theme (7) • Downage (7) • And Now: Riddling Rhymes (6) • And Now: Queer Quotes (6) • Fate (6) • h0rkage (5) • To the Tune in My Head (5) • Day and Night (5) • Splat (5) • And Now: Queer Quotes (4) • Low Does Of Ionising Radiation Hurts Kids' Intellect (4) • And Now: Queer Quotes (4) • Tofu (3) • Gently Blunt (3) • Poor Web Browsers (3) • And Now: Fun with Cliches (3) • Eye Orgasm (2) • Sonic Clean Between Machine (2) • Pops-a-Dent (2) • Blogger (2) • And Now: Queer Quotes (2) • How to Get w.bloggar Working Again with Blogger (2) • Oh No! (2) • KOffice in Mac (2) • Comet Dust (2) • Video Games (2) • W3C Member Gets Knighted (2) • Safari 1.2 (2) • OmniWeb 5 (2) • Google Rings in the New Year (1) • Define the Meaning of Googleplex (1) • XChat 2.0.7 Is Out (1) •

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